We ranked every All Time Low song, all 128 of them

I think I’ve hit peak boredom. I haven’t left the house in two months. I’ve taken up embroidery as a hobby. I’ve read over 40 books. I’ve mastered the art of the veggie burger. I simply have too much free time. 

So it has come to this. Quarantine boredom got to me so I ranked every All Time Low song. All 128 of them.

Basically, I just listened to every album in order, gave a rating to the song out of a possible 100 points, and put them in order once I listened to all 128 songs. If there was a tie, just know that those songs could interchange rank numbers. 

Small disclaimer: I’ve only ranked the ones available on Spotify (my streaming platform of choice) for two reasons:

1. I could delve into the recesses of YouTube and find tracks from The Party Scene, but it’s really not fair to compare “Stick, Stones, and Techno” to “Sleeping In.”

2. I feel like I would give preferential treatment to bonus tracks (“Vampire Shift” and “Chemistry” go hard) just because I haven’t listened to them as much and the newness seems exciting to me.

I also did not include live versions or remixes because that seems like overkill. Acoustic tracks are fair game, though. 

Ok. Let’s get into it. Here are my official rankings of All Time Low’s discography. 

128. “Coffee Shop Soundtrack (Acoustic Remix)” (45 points)

127. “Too Much” (53 points)

126. “I Feel Like Dancin’” (57 points)

125. “Let It Roll (Connect Sets Acoustic)” (60 points)

124. “Pretty Venom (Interlude)” (61 points)

123. “Trouble Is” (62 points)

122.  “Backseat Serenade” (63 points)

121. “Bail Me Out (feat. Joel Madden)” (64 points) 

120. “That Girl” (65 points) 

119. “Dear Maria, Count Me In (Connect Sets Acoustic)” (65 points) 

118. “Backseat Serenade (Acoustic)” (66 points)

117. “Wake Up, Sunshine” (67 points)

116. “The Reckless And The Brave (Acoustic)” (67 points)

115. “Just The Way I’m Not” (67 points)

114. “Monsters (feat. blackbear)” (68 points)

113. “Kicking And Screaming” (68 points)

112. “To Live And Let Go” (68 points)

111. “Time-Bomb” (68 points)

110. “Walls” (68 points)

109. “This Is How We Do” (68 points)

108. “Life Of The Party” (69 points)

107. “Break Out! Break Out! (Acoustic)” (70 points)

106. “Something’s Gotta Give” (70 points)

105. “Thanks To You” (70 points)

104. “The Reckless And The Brave” (70 points) 

103. “Something’s Gotta Give (Acoustic)” (71 points)

102. “Bad Enough For You” (71 points)

101. “Forget About It” (71 points)

100. “If These Sheets Were The States” (72 points)

99. “Return The Favor” (72 points)

98. “Break Out! Break Out!” (72 points)

97. “Birthday” (73 points)

96. “So Long, And Thanks For All The Booze” (73 points)

95. “Come One, Come All” (73 points)

94. “Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass” (74 points)

93. “Don’t You Go” (75 points)

92. “My Only One” (75 points)

91. “Somewhere In Neverland” (76 points)

90. “Hello, Brooklyn” (76 points)

89. “How The Story Ends” (77 points)

88. “A Daydream Away” (77 points)

87. “Sick Little Games” (78  points)

86. “Fool’s Holiday” (79 points)

85. “Toxic Valentine” (79 points)

84. “Tidal Waves (feat. Mark Hoppus)” (79 points)

83. “Somewhere In Neverland (Acoustic)” (79 points)

82. “No Idea” (79 points)

81. “Umbrella (Rihanna Cover)” (80 points)

80. “Caroline (B-Side)” (80 points)

79. “Satelite” (80 points)

78. “For Baltimore (Acoustic)” (80 points)

77. “For Baltimore” (80 points)

76. “Outlines” (80 points)

75. “Poison” (80 points)

74. “Break Your Little Heart” (80 points)

73. “Six Feet Under The Stars (Acoustic)” (80 points)

72. “Let It Roll” (80 points)

71. “Your Bed” (81 points)

70. “Me Without You (All I Ever Wanted)” (81 points)

69. “Get Down On Your Knees And Tell Me You Love Me” (81 points)

68. “Heroes” (81 points)

67. “Stay Awake (Dreams Only Last For A Night) (Acoustic)” (82 points)

66. “Canals” (83 points)

65. “Lost In Stereo” (83 points)

64. “Poppin’ Champagne” (83 points)

63. “Shameless” (83 points)

62. “Longview (Green Day Cover)” (84 points)

61. “Basement Noise” (84 points)

60. “The Irony Of Choking On A Lifesaver” (84 points)

59. “So Long Soldier” (84 points)

58. “Under A Paper Moon” (84 points)

57. “Runaways” (85 points)

56. “Paint You Wings” (85 points)

55. “A Party Song (The Walk Of Shame)” (85 points)

54. “Keep The Change, You Filthy Animal” (85 points)

53. “Running From Lions” (85 points)

52. “Some Kind Of Disaster” (86 points)

51. “Nightmares” (86 points)

50. “Take Cover” (86 points)

49. “Bottle And A Beat” (86 points)

48. “Do You Want Me (Dead?)” (86 points)

47. “Stay Awake (Dreams Only Last For A Night)” (86 points)

46. “Favorite Place (feat. The Band CAMINO)” (87 points)

45. “Ground Control (feat. Tegan and Sara)” (87 points)

44. “A Love Like War (feat. Vic Fuentes)” (87 points)

43. “The Beach” (87 points)

42. “Getaway Green” (88 points)

41. “Dark Side Of Your Room” (88 points)

40. “Kids In The Dark” (88 points)

39. “Vegas” (88 points)

38. “Safe” (89 points)

37. “Dancing With A Wolf” (89 points)

36. “Oh, Calamity!” (89 points)

35. “The Party Scene” (89 points)

34. “Everything Is Fine” (90 points)

33. “January Gloom (Seasons, Pt. 1)” (90 points)

32. “Sleeping In” (90 points)

31. “Dirty Laundry” (90 points)

30. ”Old Scars/Future Hearts” (90 points)

29. “Cinderblock Garden” (90 points)

28. “Holly (Would You Turn Me On?)” (90 points)

27. “Cinderblock Garden (Acoustic)” (91 points)

26. “Missing You” (91 points)

25. “Coffee Shop Soundtrack” (91 points)

24. “Summer Daze (Season, Pt. 2)” (92 points)

23. “Glitter & Crimson” (92 points)

22. “Good Times” (92 points)

21. “Drugs & Candy” (92 points)

20. “Stella” (92 points)

19. “Clumsy” (93 points)

18. “Nice2KnoU” (93 points)

17. “Last Young Renegade” (93 points)

16. “Damned If I Do Ya (Damned If I Don’t)” (93 points)

15. “Six Feet Under The Stars” (93 points)

14. “Lullabies” (93 points)

13. “Good Times (Orchestral Version)” (94 points)

12. “The Edge Of Tonight” (94 points)

11. “Weightless” (94 points)

10. “Guts” (95 points)

9. Therapy” (96 points)

8. “Remembering Sunday” (96 points)

7.“The Girl’s A Straight-Up Hustler” (96 points)

6. “Jasey Rae (Acoustic)” (97 points)

5. “Painting Flowers” (97 points)

4. “Melancholy Kaleidoscope” (97 points)

3. “Dear Maria, Count Me In” (98 points)

2. “Jasey Rae” (99 points)

1. “Afterglow” (100 points)

 

Well, there are my rankings. All Time Low fans, how did I do? Did I totally butcher this and disrespect your favorite songs? Or are my rankings pretty solid? Let me know!

And if you, too, are super bored, ranking your favorite bands’ discographies will definitely kill several hours. (Seriously, it’s embarrassing how much time I spent on this. My notes are like 11 pages long.)